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Questions Demotivational Poster


EVERY TIME YOU ASK A STUPID QUESTION.. - God kills a kitten.


TAGS: don t ask stupid questions kitten idiot dumb
Rating: 3.77/5

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TheHornyGoat - November 13, 2015, 2:29 am
Am I going to hell for giving this 5L?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2012, 12:11 pm
ROTFLMAO! XD
1enferno - December 17, 2009, 6:15 pm
This is funny. It deserves a LOL~
peteyb - November 21, 2009, 11:34 pm
love it-want this for my office
agdaniele - October 8, 2009, 12:42 am
Cuuuuuute kitty, though!
agdaniele - October 8, 2009, 12:42 am
When I figur it ou.... shaddup.
ICEMAN - October 8, 2009, 12:40 am
How come? Why? Where did you hear that? Is that true? What's the deal with that? Ok, how many kittens is that?
agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 8:57 pm
That river runneth over...


KEN DARLING -


TAGS: at 50 barbie questions her beaus love
Rating: 2.47/5

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Woodywood03a - July 29, 2009, 6:15 pm
Uh... you dumped me remember???


TRUSTING FATHERS -




GAME SHOW -


TAGS: questions options answers
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 8:31 pm
If it is it's a spoof of Who Wants to be a millionaire. Glad you like it. Thanks
MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 8:30 pm
Merci Mr. Gary
MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 8:30 pm
Thank you Grey...glad no one has asked me to pronounce those!
MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 8:29 pm
I'd like to thank a friend please!
Rudedog - January 14, 2013, 8:30 pm
My new screen saver. Is that from SNL?
GaryO - January 14, 2013, 11:29 am
Good'n Missy
Greybeard - January 14, 2013, 4:34 am
Ha Ha Ha Ha. Super poster.
ughomer - January 13, 2013, 9:53 pm
Brilliant!


STUPIDITY IS - ...when you have to ask "but is it a big dog or just a little one?"


TAGS: warnings questions challenges stupidity
Rating: 4.43/5

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CloudchaserS - March 31, 2013, 12:16 pm
Also, "Is it a male dog or a female dog" after glancing at the picture


KIDS - Sometimes they ask the most awkward questions.




MEDICAL ADVICES - If It's About An Important Matter Ask The Internet!


TAGS: darwin award of questions
Rating: 4/5

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realogic - February 4, 2013, 1:38 pm
Lol and like anything you or anyone else on this site "made" isn't stolen from the internet you twit. Literally 5% of the stuff on this site is possibly original, and even that I doubt.
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 3:11 am
look what forseti found online! 1L


RAN A MARATHON, HUH? -


TAGS: husky questions marathon without sled
Rating: 4.88/5

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Reality Lord - November 11, 2013, 6:33 am

Lol


He Said. . . She Said -


TAGS: spouses questions widows wives husbands
Rating: 4.94/5

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MissPriss - June 27, 2013, 5:14 pm
Thanks motifayk!
MissPriss - June 27, 2013, 5:13 pm
Thank you crotchety!
motifayk - June 25, 2013, 7:31 am
Is dead a place that the widow knows the whereabouts of? I would like to meet this widow.. 5Ls
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 25, 2013, 4:05 am
OUCH! But funny nonetheless. 5L


Married Long Enough -


TAGS: married husband wife answers questions safe
Rating: 4.83/5

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MissPriss - February 18, 2014, 9:13 am
What was that? I had sand stuck in my ears.
CloudchaserS - February 18, 2014, 4:08 am
Women ask that because they are fat and know it but they don't like it and are seeking reassurance that they're not, thus sticking their head in the sand instead of dealing with the problem
MissPriss - February 17, 2014, 11:30 pm
Eventually answering with a question can save your life...teehee.
mariand - February 17, 2014, 4:35 pm
I thought it's bad to answer with a question..means that I'm not married for long enough? :))))


DON'T YOU HATE IT? -


TAGS: facebook privacy friends photo questions
Rating: 4.75/5

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Verdeckt - July 8, 2011, 6:21 am
Nice. 5 Telephoto lenses


QUESTIONS - We all ask: Who am I? Why am I here? Is there a higher purpose? I'm not impatient, but... Shouldn't I have some of the answers by now?


TAGS: destiny questions
Rating: 4.44/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 31, 2013, 2:44 am
I went to Radio Shack with my questions, but they were completely befuddled.
Rudedog - May 30, 2013, 9:32 pm
Your posters make me never want to create another one of my lame posters.
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 12:04 pm
True dat.
SteveFurlong - May 28, 2012, 11:52 am
Philosophy: questions that may never be answered. Religion: answers that may never be questioned.


RELIGION - The other taboo


TAGS: religion believe secret questions doubt
Rating: 4.38/5

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Sho - November 30, 2011, 7:01 pm
I was raised as one. My family is very religious
tellitlikeitis - November 29, 2011, 10:19 pm
I'm R. Catholic... so shame on me; however, this is really good!


THE PROBLEM WITH RELIGION -


TAGS: problem relion answers no questions
Rating: 3.81/5

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Budog - February 24, 2012, 10:08 pm
DW, I didn't realize that is what the pic depicts. Thanks for the info. I guess someone had to keep Loki that trickster out of trouble. Thor could handle it, he would be to much for today's ministers.
DaunWan - February 24, 2012, 7:42 pm
Yes, the very religious depiction of THOR sewing LOKI's face to his sleeve. That's in Second Perrenials, right?
GaryO - February 24, 2012, 10:26 am
Ah yes, I see that now. Thought it was just another thought provoking piercing…
Zetmonk - February 24, 2012, 4:20 am
I thought he was going for the eye. ;-)
gas - February 23, 2012, 11:09 pm
ahh ok, I wondered if it was some kind of representation of Jesus and Judas and I was missing something "biblical" U_u
Budog - February 23, 2012, 10:11 pm
Notice the one person is about the other persons mouth shut. It is there, but it does make you think to figure it out...
Greeny - February 23, 2012, 8:09 pm
I'd say it's an artistical cry for help
maoworks2 - February 23, 2012, 3:44 pm
I Have A Question ?
gas - February 23, 2012, 3:12 pm
I liked the text, but I don't get the picture.. what it's supposed to be?


GOOD QUESTIONS -


TAGS: questions eastwood gran motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.61/5

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GreyScorpion - November 26, 2009, 5:00 pm
Not Really....But there are a couple of women I can say that about....$40 for a penicillan shot? ridiculous
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 4:21 pm
Alright.....I'm too drunk to p[ost.........hoorah?........roll me on my side.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 4:19 pm
Lake Huron rolls, Superior sings in the rooms of her Ice water mansion, Michigan steams like A Young mans dreams...The islands and bays are for sportsmen....farther below! Lake Ontario, takes in what Lake Erie can send 'her.
agdaniele - November 26, 2009, 4:09 pm
Take it easy, Canada! Catcha later.
CANADA - November 26, 2009, 4:08 pm
I gota go drop off my Thermodynamics lab. see ya guys later
agdaniele - November 26, 2009, 4:06 pm
or, just use " Enter" ofr a C, huh Canada?
CANADA - November 26, 2009, 4:04 pm
DAMIT!
CANADA - November 26, 2009, 4:04 pm
ONE BADA$S MOTHERFU
Zed - November 26, 2009, 4:03 pm
Or maybe not. [email protected], back to the drawing board.
Zed - November 26, 2009, 4:02 pm
Canada, use a dollar-sign for the first letter-s "BADA$S". Substitute a < for the c in "MOTHERFU
CANADA - November 26, 2009, 3:57 pm
ONE BAD ASS MOTHER FUCKER! 5L


The Odd Couple -


TAGS: insanity questions answers demons psycho
Rating: 4.94/5

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GaryO - September 6, 2014, 10:20 am
Bingo


CURIOSITY KILLED THE CAT -




ANY QUESTIONS ? - The answer should be obvious. But if not give the facilities a try and the answer shall become plainly evident.




STAND TALL - Homo-Erectus was never fully erect. Maybe he was nervous.


TAGS: studying questions
Rating: 4.53/5

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FreeDancerPL - February 11, 2012, 11:14 am
What a limp joke! :P I like it!!
BeNiceToMe - February 9, 2012, 2:07 pm
or the w5ter was cold :)
mariand - February 9, 2012, 12:16 pm
hahaha...or maybe he had no proper stimulation.


MORAL QUESTIONS -


TAGS: questions
Rating: 3.26/5

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Bah - October 19, 2009, 11:26 pm
Because son, it's a choice between that, being set free in five years, or a life of living off of our dollar. What would you do, little Timmie?
LogicDude - August 14, 2009, 12:52 pm
It would help weed out the fat cons. The skinny ones wouldn't eat as much plus you can stuff more into a single cell. Lowers the taxpayer burden!
TheTrashHeap - August 14, 2009, 12:47 pm
Absufuckinlutely LD.
LogicDude - August 14, 2009, 12:41 pm
I don't think we should sentence people to die. I DO believe sentencing them to tread water in a pool of sharks for 24 hours (for each victim they kill) is fine though...if they make it out then they can go into the general population at the local pen!
TheTrashHeap - August 14, 2009, 12:37 pm
This poster is excellent Mr Ronsart. Anyone who says different is a worthless timmy. 5 Lions
spencer - August 14, 2009, 12:11 pm
wow way to use a kid to get the point. wait. kids ask all kinds of questions. Idiot. your opinion is fine just have a better argument than this bs.


QUESTIONS - Some are better left unanswered.




PETROGLYPHS - Ancient doodles meant to confuse Or cave men trying to amuse.




Cynical -


TAGS: cynical answers password security questions
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - June 29, 2014, 1:42 am

Flippin brilliant! So where was your father born, anyway?


And So It Starts -




Relationship Advice -


TAGS: yahoo questions crotchety answers
Rating: 5/5

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kwill - October 2, 2016, 4:54 pm
B-b-b-but, he's not 21.


was it good for you? -




Inquiring Minds -


TAGS: injuries sayings questions eyes patches
Rating: 4.91/5

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MissPriss - September 21, 2013, 4:25 am
teehee
MissPriss - September 21, 2013, 4:24 am
Thanks!
curlyrocks - September 20, 2013, 5:13 pm
Normal person with an eye patch yes, pirate no.
5150monkeylove - September 20, 2013, 2:42 pm
Epic! 5 pokes.


Dear Child -


TAGS: man god questions answers humour
Rating: 4.83/5

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EmilioDumphque - July 2, 2014, 3:10 pm
After all, God's an alien. Of course his sense of humor is a little different!
alanp1 - July 2, 2014, 12:16 pm
As Abe Lincoln said, "They would come in handy if he were to have a child."


"Quick Questions" Are Never Quick -




YOU WANT ME TO WHAT? -




THE WORK WEEK -


TAGS: rhetorical questions
Rating: 4/5

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Produceman117 - February 20, 2010, 1:34 am
The joke still works for me, Haar. E6. Let's say the throw from shortstop was a little high...
Haarakkon - February 20, 2010, 1:29 am
Just call me E3 for error, first base.
agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 10:56 pm
You rang?
Haarakkon - February 19, 2010, 10:55 pm
Witless, rusty and tired (apparently).
spacedog - February 19, 2010, 10:22 pm
Holy! It's a Haar sighting. How you doing?
Haarakkon - February 19, 2010, 10:18 pm
Well, it was supposed to be "WTF", but I guess I relayed it horribly. Sigh... Oh well.
agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 9:13 pm
It's like a scantron test... do I use a #2 pencil to mark in the days I want to work?


IF YOU'RE IN THE FOREST -


TAGS: philosophical riddle that raises questions for all motifakers
Rating: 3.54/5

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BoneCD - September 26, 2009, 8:24 am
Thanks MrR
MrRandom - September 26, 2009, 2:12 am
Bone you and Sean are honestly my favorite creators on here.


SCHOOL VIOLENCE - I wouldn't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner... and we used to write essays like "What i'm going to be if I grow up"


TAGS: love first ask questions later
Rating: 3.38/5

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440wakeup - March 20, 2011, 6:54 pm
My school was so stuff, they'd check is for guns at the door, if you didn't have one....they'd issue you one. You cant goto math without a 9mm you crazy.


BED -


TAGS: so many questions so few to answere them
Rating: 3.09/5

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MisterJJ - April 1, 2010, 1:21 am
Hehe. Actually, yes I have. My daughter kept writing "b" and "d" the wrong way so I had her use this as a way to remember which way they go.


Buzzard Questions Dogma -


TAGS: thinking rebel questions the paradigm
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - October 24, 2014, 8:31 pm
Always causes me to question when people say, 'Well we always did it that way'.
mizzdizz - October 24, 2014, 8:21 pm
The Fun Police wouldn't approve!! LOL!


SCIENCE! -


TAGS: spock research important questions
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 16, 2015, 2:17 am
LOL!! And I thought I was bad at math!!!!! Well, I am, but that makes ME look like Einstien! 5L!
Oldsod - March 14, 2015, 10:35 pm
Don't blame me...it was a British study. Probably by the same folks that determined that the name "Gary" will be nonexistent in 50 years or so.
MissPriss - March 14, 2015, 8:40 pm
'sod...that's 5L illogical!


JUST ASKIN', -


TAGS: vitally important life questions
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - July 20, 2016, 3:18 am
I leave the stone facing out. Does more damage that way, chuckle, chuckle...Thanks, Irish!
OldIrish - July 19, 2016, 11:58 pm
Just asked the wife this question. She turned the diamond in the engagement ring the the inside of her finger. When that happens....prepare for ouch! But soooo much UP for this!
mizzdizz - July 19, 2016, 7:27 am
chuckle, chuckle...thanks, Cern!
concern3 - July 18, 2016, 7:35 am
You always give me something to ponder. UP yurs


Bad Idea -




STOP PREFACING A QUESTION WITH THAT QUESTION! -




Is that lightning? -




He Said...She Said -




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